Needs

So I saw this on a friends blog tonight and thought it was pretty funny. So instead of going to bed like I should be I am posting this. Actually it is probably even funnier because I am so overly exhasted but oh well.

What you do is google your name with the word needs (i.e. Niki needs) and write down the first ten things that come up. Here it is:

1. Niki needs a lot of behavioral support (enough said)

2. Niki needs to get a job at MAC (don't know what that is but this phrase follows "look at that makeup job!" and I don't think it was a good one.)

3. Niki needs urgent prayers (don't we all)

4. Niki needs to provide us with the needed information

5. Niki needs a company

6. Niki needs your advice (feel free to give it anytime)

7. Niki needs a new home

8. Niki needs someone like Pete to show her that not everyone needs to be rich (Thanks Pete!)

9. Niki needs to continue to sing Karaoke type of songs (but no one else needs that)

10. Niki needs the power to speak directly to the voters in the expensive media market

1. Adam needs to Shower Petition (no idea what that is)

2. Adam needs someone to move into his apartment and become his new roommate (I'm definately going to have to argue against this one)

3. Adam needs help (ok, can't argue too much with this one : )

4. Adam needs a tour

5. Adam needs his Phone Back interview (again, no idea)

6. Adam needs a cookie (I'm sure he wouldn't argue with that one)

7. Adam needs to research his games before he reviews them

8. Adam needs more cowbell (what?)

9. Adam needs some new books to read (if he had time to read)

10. Adam needs to learn how to search

1. Maggie needs a home (her and I both I guess)

2. Maggie needs to be transferred to a facility where she can experience the love and friendship of other elephants (that one might be tough to come by)

3. Maggie needs to be near Mom (Oh, how sweet)

4. Maggie needs an alibi (oh whatever for?)

5. Maggie needs your help (not just any help, your help)

6. Maggie needs a nice home (she's upgraded from needing a home to a nice one)

7. Maggie needs some food (I promise we don't starve her)

8. Maggie needs glasses

9. Maggie needs advice

10. Maggie needs your attention (your help and attention)

1. Isaac needs a ride

2. Isaac needs help (wow, everyone in my family needs help but me, what does that tell you?)

3. Isaac needs prayers for health (thank God he is healthy)

4. Isaac needs home (and we all need a home except Adam, he's good with a tent)

5. Isaac needs a wife (but please not for another 25 years!)

6. Isaac needs a friend (that I'm okay with)

7. Isaac needs information about your home country

8. Isaac needs a new shirt (pants actually, shirts were okay on)

9. Isaac needs you to design a garden

10. Isaac needs a hospitable wife, who is humble and kind (that'll be good when the time comes)

Now I definatly NEED to get some sleep!!! And I don't need google to tell me that!

(PS I just couldn't get the spacing to work out on this so sorry it all looks so smooshed together)